Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Bad Joke: A Duck Waddles Into a Bar...


A duck waddles into a bar, jumps up onto a barstool, then hops up onto the bar. He looks at the bartender and says, "Got any grapes?"

The bartender, surprised that the duck can talk, replies, "No."

The duck wheels around, hops from the bar to a stool, then jumps down off the stool, and waddles out of the bar.

The next day, the duck waddles into the bar again, jumps up on a barstool, hops onto the bar, looks at the bartender and says, "Got any grapes?"

The bartender, not so surprised this time, replies, "No we don't."

The duck wheels around, hops from the bar to a stool, then jumps down off the stool, and waddles out of the bar.

The next day, the duck waddles into the bar again, jumps up on a barstool, hops onto the bar, looks at the bartender and says, "Got any grapes?"

By this time, the bartender is getting pretty annoyed, so he says, "No, we don't have any grapes, and if you ask me that again I'm going to nail your feet to the bar."

The duck wheels around, hops from the bar to a stool, then jumps down off the stool, and waddles out of the bar.

The next day, the duck waddles into the bar again, jumps up on a barstool, hops onto the bar, looks at the bartender and says, "Got any nails?"

The bartender, caught off guard, stammers, "Uh... no. No we don't."

The duck says, "Got any grapes?"

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